Paul Keefe

H.M.S. Churchill

 

In this world we’ve people odd,

Who have noses like a cod,

Some have conks all squashed and flat,

Others have sniffers like a cat.

 

Elephants hooters are included with Teeffs,

But no-ones nose is like Paul Keefe’s!

His could be used as a peg or a hammer,

Or even to hoist up Churchill’s banner,

He has attachments made by hoover,

Brushes, tubes boy what a mover!

 

Scran is ready in the mess,

Paul’s in first – there’s even less,

So the boys are starved once more

‘Cause Paul’s big nose has blocked the door.

 

A Chicken’s beak is used to peck,

But Paul’s is used to swab the deck,

An elephant’s nose is used for showers,

But Paul’s is used to water flowers.

 

As a prop his nose is used,

When on watch he has a snooze,

So ends this ode about Paul’s snotter,

I’ve run out of paper on my jotter!

 

Happy 50th Birthday Paul 1st February 2010

 

Lots of love  Wendy Ellis  (1983)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paul Keefe – H.M.S. Churchill

 

In this world we’ve people odd,

Who have noses like a cod,

Some have conks all squashed and flat,

Others have sniffers like a cat.

 

Elephants hooters are included with Teeffs,

But no-ones nose is like Paul Keefe’s!

His could be used as a peg or a hammer,

Or even to hoist up Churchill’s banner,

He has attachments made by hoover,

Brushes, tubes boy what a mover!

 

Scran is ready in the mess,

Paul’s in first – there’s even less,

So the boys are starved once more

‘Cause Paul’s big nose has blocked the door.

 

A Chicken’s beak is used to peck,

But Paul’s is used to swab the deck,

An elephant’s nose is used for showers,

But Paul’s is used to water flowers.

 

As a prop his nose is used,

When on watch he has a snooze,

So ends this ode about Paul’s snotter,

I’ve run out of paper on my jotter!

 

Happy 50th Birthday Paul 1st February 2010

 

Lots of love  Wendy Ellis  (1983)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paul Keefe – H.M.S. Churchill

 

In this world we’ve people odd,

Who have noses like a cod,

Some have conks all squashed and flat,

Others have sniffers like a cat.

 

Elephants hooters are included with Teeffs,

But no-ones nose is like Paul Keefe’s!

His could be used as a peg or a hammer,

Or even to hoist up Churchill’s banner,

He has attachments made by hoover,

Brushes, tubes boy what a mover!

 

Scran is ready in the mess,

Paul’s in first – there’s even less,

So the boys are starved once more

‘Cause Paul’s big nose has blocked the door.

 

A Chicken’s beak is used to peck,

But Paul’s is used to swab the deck,

An elephant’s nose is used for showers,

But Paul’s is used to water flowers.

 

As a prop his nose is used,

When on watch he has a snooze,

So ends this ode about Paul’s snotter,

I’ve run out of paper on my jotter!

 

Happy 50th Birthday Paul 1st February 2010

 

Lots of love  Wendy Ellis  (1983)